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Swine Flu (H1N1)

September 24th, 2009 Bernard the All Knowing

This disease has been declared a global pandemic, but where did it come from? Scientists purport that it mutated from several strains of swine flu virus allowing it to become more contagious and more deadly. This is true. But what is on the public’s mid is: How did that happen. Well, leading researchers in the field have come up with an answer to this baffling question. The answer lies within the origin of the AIDS virus, which supposedly originated in the African jungle, when someone somewhere was attacked by an infected monkey.

The dreaded H1N1 Flu Virus

The dreaded H1N1 Flu Virus

A similar thing is true with the H1N1 virus, with a slight exception. This virus was able to mutate and carry more quickly from animal to human because of bestial intercourse with a pig. You heard me right. Someone, somewhere, decided that a particular pig, who happened to be carrying this virus in its original form, was a good bedfellow. This unnatural mating caused exchange of fluids allowing the virus to adapt itself more readily to the human physiology. Moreover, it has been determined that this coupling would have had to have been on multiple occasions.

this is a pig

this is a pig

This idea had been scoffed at by the scientific community until one researcher introduced the environmental factor of radiation, perhaps from a nearby powerplant or overhead high tension power lines. This contributing factor, along with the aforementioned frequent coupling with this particular pig, caused the dreaded H1N1 flu virus to emerge as the global pandemic it is today.

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