Irrefutable Facts

It is a little known fact that the creature we know as Snuffleupagus from the hit childrens’ show Sesame Street is more than he seems. He begins his life on the show as a strictly imaginary creature that only the character Big Bird can see. As the show went into a longer run this ‘Mr. Snuffleupagus’ became a real being and was visible to other characters on the show. The reason purported by Sesame Street for this materialization was to eliminate the exclusivity of friendship with Snuffy and to remove the element of Big Bird being called a liar for his talk of this character with others on the show.

Mr Snuffleupagus

The truth behind this is little known and actually quite interesting. During my research into the subject of Snuffleupagus i scheduled interviews with Big Bird in his spare time and came quickly to realize that he was a rather intelligent being. In fact, Big Bird has been studying links between theoretical physics and the occult practices of Aleister Crowley. He revealed to me that Snuffleupagus first appeared to him many years ago as he attempted to use sacred Solemnic symbols in the aiding of accelerating particles past the speed of light. This experiment was unsuccessful, but as a result the being known as Snuffleupagus presented himself to Big Bird and thus began a friendship.

Since that meeting, Snuffy had agreed to allow his image to be exposed to film recording to allow the many viewers of Sesame Street to be exposed to his being. This was all an attempt to relate the truth about the universe to the viewing audience, hoping that the children of the world would be able to understand it better than more conservative adults. Over the years in many hidden phrases and situations the truth was to be made apparent.

Unfortunately, the message was largely missed by Sesame Street fans. As a childhood Sesame Street viewer myself, i must say that the ideas did reach us, if only in a small subconscious form.

Big Bird

As our interview’s progressed, Big Bird revealed to me that truth.

Big Bird: What many of the children failed to realize is, that Snuffy was much more than they could see or hear.

Interviewer: I am not sure what you mean exactly, could you elaborate?

Big Bird: Well, being his friend and associate i know he never really wanted his message spelled out plainly. But, given the current trend in childrens’ television towards shorter attentions spans and bright colors perhaps he wouldn’t mind. Snuffleupagus, as you know him, the big friendly wooly mammoth, is only a small intrusion of a vast poly dimensional hyper-being into our universe. He is known throughout the many universes he inhabits by many names, but he has made it his duty to convey the truth about existence and the pure being to us all. In quantum physics it is theorized that gravitation is the only force that can reach and effect P-Branes parralell to its orginating Brane. This is true, but there is a deeper truth about the life force of a being, within us are pockets of super-gravty that once we are disconnected from the mortal coil we bounce from one Brane to another and manifest our being in another separate dimension. We can, however, travel between these branes voluntarily and without sacrificing our current existence on this plane. It was these secrets and the method by which one could make these journeys that he was trying to convey.

Interviewer: And what are the details of this method?

Big Bird: Snuffy always told me that these could not be conveyed in mere words and had to be understood subconsciously.

So there you have it, a secret, hidden from human eyes right in front of our faces. Perhaps we are not ready to understand the truths Mr. Snuffleupagus is trying to convey, perhaps we are unwilling. All this reporter knows is he will keep watching and listening to that big friendly wooly mammoth, who just may have the ability to free us all.

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Time as we know it is linear, but, it branches out into an almost infinite number of probabilities as things happen. Lets imagine time as an extremely large tree. Each branch represents a particular and specific probability of actions and reactions. For each action that has the probability of many outcomes a branch is created for every outcome. This tree’s trunk has it’s base at the beginning of time (whenever that might have been).

The walls between these branches, or the bark, if you will, is fairly thin and allows permeation. So, it is possible to for a being to jump from one branch to any immediately parallel branch. As you would imagine, it is much more difficult and unlikely that a being traveling along one branch would leap over nearby branches to a more distant branch. This would become more unlikely as the distance increases between branches.

The differences between neighboring branches, as far as noticeable differences in reality are concerned, are so minute that most people would not notice them if they changed suddenly. For example, the difference between the current reality and a neighboring branch may be as small as a blade of grass growing in a different place or a ant that takes a different path down the sidewalk. Not all ants mind you, just a singular ant in a particular part of the world.

Occasionally there are larger differences. Even more rarely, they are noticed. Maybe a tree exists where it didn’t exist 3 years ago. This would not be a sapling, but an aged tree that appears to have been there for many years. Or a style of sneaker that you remember as a child doesn’t exist anymore. These things can be taken in stride as just the fog of memory creating confusion. In fact,this is a coping mechanism for dealing with the phenomena. Eventually you forget about the difference, as it is usually meaningless and has no effect on your every day existence, and live your life.

These jumps happen all the time and go unnoticed the majority of the time. To account for the duplicate you in the destination probability, a switch happens, you and your double ’swap’ realities. Eventually we will be able to traverse these ‘branches’ intentionally and at greater distance. Wouldn’t it be great to retire to a probability where you are a billionaire? (not a good deal for the billionaire you, mind you, but he has lived his life as a billionaire so its probably time he really had to work for a living)…

This sounds, in all likely-hood, to you, like a load of bullshit.  But consider this and keep an eye out for changes. Maybe you won’t just brush off the next strange memory lapse as just that.

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